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So little screen-time, so much scenery to chew!

In the episode we discuss Dungeons and Dragons the movie. Nate got this movie as a gift. Dave actually bought it, on purpose. Seriously, he actually woke up and thought “I should buy the Dungeons and Dragons movie” Dave is weird.

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Spoony’s Rant on Dragons Here!
The Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising a better D&D movie than D&D the movie.

How do they always manage to be wet?

In the episode we discuss Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem. Dave thinks Adam Baldwin is awesome despite not knowing what movies he is in. Nate endorses Glowing Predator Blue Juice. And I realize we joke about movie characters break dancing a lot.

Other news stuff:

We think you should support Gamers: Hands of Fate on Kickstarter.com. The Dead Gentlemen make really funny movies and webshows and now they are trying to get a card game started.

For any fellow nerds in Denver, Dave and I will both be at TactiCon this weekend. Come by. Hang out. Play some games. Shoot us an Email if you plan to be there.

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In this episode we are joined by Jakob and Mandi from Nerd Hurdles to discuss Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Nate wants a wizard dance competition. Dave thinks people shouldn’t eat food out of beards. Jakob doesn’t want Bertie Botts Feces Flavored Beans. Mandy wants a Gatorade swimming pool. Check out Nerd Hurdles over on Simply Syndicated. 

I should be able to get back to a more regular update schedule now that Dave is almost finished moving and I don’t have finals or family visits soon.

It’s probably filled with flaming Dr. Pepper.

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Wesley Snipes. Apparently the only black man playing sports in the future.

In this episode we discuss Rollerball. Only this time it isn’t very good, it is about Hawaiian independence and it is called FutureSport. Dave thinks this movie is like Cyberpunk 2020. Nate hates quiddich.

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Jet Li doesn’t look at explosions. Or do this at any point in the movie.

In this episode we discuss Meltdown / High Risk starring Jet Li. Nate prepares for an invasion of kangaroos. Dave thinks the Car drives itself off into the sunset.

To pile on all the other crap that has happened to me. I am having serious internet connectivity issues and only one person at CenturyLink is smart enough to know that I’m not calling them because I want to talk to really stupid under-trained “tech” “support” employees. (I use the quotes around tech support because they would have to actually have technical knowledge or provide some kind of support before they would count as either)

End theme is “Meltdown” by THE AQUABATS! the worlds greatest superhero rock-ska band. Go buy their merch, go watch their TV show (it’s hilarious), or, if you can, go see them live. I would attempt to describe their live show, but it is in fact indescribable (Imagine Weird Al combined with the Superfriends).

This movie was a listener suggestion. If you know movies you think we should do please let us know. Another listener suggestion “Bullitt” is already in the list. Shoot us an Email or Comment.

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We meet again Mr. Bond…

In this episode we discuss The One. Nate can predict the formation of black holes with 50% accuracy. Dave is confused by quantum foam. Jason from ATW9K was going to join us for this one but Life got in the way. DAMN YOU MILTON BRADLEY!
End theme “You’re Still the one” Written by Robert John “Mutt” Lange and Shania Twain, performed by Roper.

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How many more scenes do we have? I’m getting full.

In this episode we discuss Oceans 11. Nate thinks Carl Reiner isn’t up to carrying several hundred pounds. Dave thinks Don Cheedle would make a good Burt Reynolds.

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We mean businesses!

In this episode we have Jason and Ro from ATW9K on to discuss The Big Hit. Dave wants a Trace Buster Buster Buster. Nate thinks this movie was sponsored by Maalox. Jason loves Lou Diamond Phillips. Ro analyzes masturbation. I explain what the holdup and the audio problems are at the beginning.

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I’m the greatest swordsman who has ever lived. Also I’m the third greatest sous chef. It doesn’t come up much though.

We’re back!. Delays caused by illness, hard drive failure, out of town family visits, and MORE hard drive failures can’t keep us down. In this episode we are discussing Willow with Zak Oberrath from the Our List Podcast and the creator of the Legends of Adventure board game. Nate doesn’t advocate baby murder. Dave enjoys brownies, mythical and otherwise. Zak wants to make sure people don’t confuse war with agriculture.

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He’s Got the Muttonchops of 30 Men

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Everyone please go check out the Legends of Adventure website and Kickstarter page and donate as much as you can. As citizens of the internet we need to support awesome projects like this. Also if you listen to the episode Zak has a special offer for Moral of the Story listeners who donate. Cooperative board games are great, and Zak seems to have a winner on his hands.

Also go check out Our list podcast. It’s a lot of fun. They are in the process of listing the top 5 of everything in existence.