Don't Text While Flying A Helicopter

Don’t Text While Flying A Helicopter

Jet Li doesn’t look at explosions. Or do this at any point in the movie.

In this episode we discuss Meltdown / High Risk starring Jet Li. Nate prepares for an invasion of kangaroos. Dave thinks the Car drives itself off into the sunset.

To pile on all the other crap that has happened to me. I am having serious internet connectivity issues and only one person at CenturyLink is smart enough to know that I’m not calling them because I want to talk to really stupid under-trained “tech” “support” employees. (I use the quotes around tech support because they would have to actually have technical knowledge or provide some kind of support before they would count as either)

End theme is “Meltdown” by T HE AQUABATS! the worlds greatest superhero rock-ska band. Go buy their merch, go watch their TV show (it’s hilarious), or, if you can, go see them live. I would attempt to describe their live show, but it is in fact indescribable (Imagine Weird Al combined with the Superfriends).

This movie was a listener suggestion. If you know movies you think we should do please let us know. Another listener suggestion “Bullitt” is already in the list. Shoot us an Email or Comment.

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~ by Moral of the Story Podcast on July 10, 2012.

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