John Matrix, SpecOps Werewolf
I keep seeing this come up on the pages visited recently. Just so anyone listening to this knows, this is our first episode. We had about 5 minutes of planning before we recorded. We had no idea what we were doing. At all. It may still be funny, but it isn’t truly representative of the podcast.
Our first show. Low quality audio; Missing intro; Miscellaneous other problems; Par for the course. (Won’t be up on iTunes for a while. They need to Okay it first.)
In this episode. We discuss 1985′s Commando. Dave actually finds a plot buried underneath the pile of bodies, and Nate postulates that John Matrix is a werewolf
This episode features:
Forest Whitaker / Yaphet Kotto hybrids.
If only he could balance the budget like a log
Australian Freddy Mercury in yarn-mail and leather pants.
Remember when I said I would post you last? I lied.
Real South Americans who are from South America and in no way from anywhere else and are 100% not of Italian descent.
Extraneous pith helmets.
Extraneous car seats.
Mall cop conventions.
John Matrix in the Construct for the Matrix.
Extraneous Bill Paxton.
Werewolf powers activate!
Pain don’t hurt.
You probably needed the gun.
What’s the Moral of the Story? You tell us!